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Friday, March 11, 2005

Yet More Inlaw Expressions

You didn't ask for this, but open wide and take your medicine. Here are yet more true expressions from my inlaws, complete with translations. Warning: some are politically incorrect.

You can wish in one hand and shit in the other, and see which one fills up faster.
Translation: You should work hard to get the results you want rather than merely wishing for them.

Would I choose my right nut or my left nut?
Translation: Would I choose my right hand or my left hand? If pressed, I'd be unable to choose, because each is important.

Every nigger gets a day off.
Translation: Even a hardworking person who suffers many disadvantages deserves a break.

Every squirrel gets a nut.
Translation: Even a hardworking person who suffers many disadvantages deserves a break.

I'm not your Stepin Fetchit.
Translation: Why don't you do it yourself? I'm not doing your boring, demeaning task that is better suited to a racial minority of the Jim Crow era.(Stepin Fetchit was a movie actor who protrayed stereotypical black characters.)

Lincoln freed the slaves.
Translation: I'm not doing your boring, demeaning task that is better suited for involuntary labor.

I'll add more later, if I remember any.
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