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Saturday, March 05, 2005

Early Morning Phone Calls and the Price of Soybeans

Our phone rang at 5 a.m. today. Four times.

We're not exactly sure who was calling, even though we have caller ID; it seems the caller tried to mask his number, was prompted to put one in, and proceeded to make up a gibberish number just to get through.

Anyway, we couldn't get back to sleep after that, so we had to watch early morning television, which consisted of farm reports and something or other in Spanish.

I don't speak Spanish, but I could make out something about cigarettes and babies.
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