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Saturday, March 06, 2004

Weapons of Claw Destruction

LITTERBOX COMMAND CENTER--Gen. Tiger Cat announced today forces under his command discovered a cache of Weapons of Claw Destruction (WCDs) in a drawer previously accessible only to humans.

"We found at least two claw clippers as well as unconventional cat hygiene products such as cat toothpaste, shampoo and hairball remover," said Cat.

The items will be rendered safe by covering them with litter.

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Gen. Tiger Cat


Weapons of Claw Destruction



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