My wife has taken to wearing around the house a red velour sweatsuit-type outfit she calls her "Sharpton Suit," as in the kind of clothing the Rev. Al Sharpton used to wear before he started dressing more conservatively.
This suit looks like it was made from the upholstery of a 1972 El Dorado, the classic pimpmobile.
"How would you feel if your Sharpton Suit were to disappear?" I asked.
"I'd be pretty pissed," she replied.
I'm hoping she realizes soon that she's become a velour victim.
The Rev. Al Sharpton
Velour Victim Mary
Mary's reaction to my suggestion that her Sharpton Suit (which she is wearing) disappear. Does this blog make me look fat? Link Me |