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Friday, July 04, 2003

4th of July

"What better way to celebrate the independence of your country than by blowing up a small part of it?"
--Indian convenience store clerk on the Simpsons, commenting on Homer's desire to purchase illegal fireworks

"Hi, give me one of those porno magazines, a large box of condoms, a bottle Old Harper, a couple of those panty shields, some illegal fireworks, and one of those disposable enema's eh, make it two."
--Homer, placing his order

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