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Sunday, May 18, 2003

Mr. Magoo

Yesterday my wife and I went to town to buy some crap. My wife drove.

I didn't wear my glasses because I couldn't find them. (This happens a lot.)

I'm nearsighted--enough to require glasses at all times, but enough to lead to comic results when I'm not wearing them.

For example, yesterday, I saw the cutest cocker spaniel dog in the car ahead of us. It kept bouncing up and down, seemingly enjoying the ride.

When we pulled up behind that car at a stoplight, I noticed it wasn't a dog, but a girl with pigtails I mistook for floppy dog ears.

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