Dammit, I can't sleep. It seems that I fell asleep watching TV tonight and woke up to find my wife folding laundry on my stomach. I tried to get back to sleep, but now I'm awake.
Here's where I live:
The snakey light blue thing near the bottom is the Ohio River. The Ohio River flows from East to West and empties into the Mississippi River.
You see that really small red dot at middle of the very bottom? It says Taylor Mill. That's pretty much where I live, except the little plot of land where my neighbors and I live seems to belong to several different towns, so we're not exactly sure which one we officially live in. Our mail all goes to the same postal code, though.
Cincinnati is in the state of Ohio, and I live in the state of Kentucky. Hey, it's all Cincinnati, so who cares about technicalities such as what state's listed on your driver's license? Sometimes Cincinnati people like to believe those of in Kentucky remove our shoes, pick up a banjo and lower our IQs by about 30 points as soon as we cross the river to return home. Yee-haw!