My wife's mother and two other women from her hometown are coming to Cincinnati later today to do some shopping. I found out just last night and am therefore glad I experienced A Sudden Urge to Clean two days ago.
My dad will be at the Cincinnati airport on a flight from London later this afternoon. He'll be jetlagged, but I hope he's up to spending some time together.
My wife's people will undoubtedly talk about:
1. How "close" all the houses are in our neighborhood. (They live in a rural area where people have lots of land.)
2. How rude the drivers are here.
3. How expensive everything is in the city. But at least that gives them the right to brag about how much they spent.
4. What a pain it is to find parking.