Tuesday, October 22, 2002
I was flipping through a pet supply catalogue last night, and I've come to the determination that being a dog is a form of slavery.
The dog products included all sorts of "bark control" devices that shock the dog when he barks and electric fences that likewise shock the dog if he tries to cross it.
That wouldn't work on cats. A cat shocked by an electric fence collar would just think, "I'd better run faster and farther."
Then, when the cat does return home, he'd puke a hairball on the fence control device.
Does this blog make me look fat?
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