My wife and I went shopping over the weekend, and I got us two new shades for the lamps by our our bed.
My wife scorched hers. She has one of those "aromatherapy" ceramic disks you put on your light bulb. You add scented oil to the disk, the bulb heats the disk and you get a good smell in the room. Well, one day the shade heated up, too. There was smoke, but fortunately no flames.
Anyway, as we drove home from the store, I wore one of the lamp shades on my head. (Don't worry. I wasn't driving.)
I also made obscene gestures using the gear shift on my wife's car.