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Thursday, August 29, 2002

Cat Agenda

Samson, our long-haired cat, asked me to share with you his agenda for tomorrow:

7:00 a.m. eat breakfast
7:15 a.m. puke up breakfast
7:30 a.m. groom self and swallow fur in order to provide "ammunition" for puking later
8:a.m.-12 p.m. sleep on clean clothes
12:00 p.m. eat lunch
12:30 sniff other cats' butts
1 p.m. visit litterbox
1:30 p.m. fight with other cats
2 p.m. lick butt
3 p.m. chew area between toes
3:30-5 p.m. nap
5 p.m. eat supper
6 p.m. attempt to eat questionable item found on floor
7 p.m. beg to go out
7:15 p.m. go out
7:16 p.m. beg to bet let back inside
7:30 p.m. - 2 a.m. sleep
2:15 a.m. puke




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