Yesterday I feel asleep in our basement and must have been looking at the aquarium as I dozed off. I say that because I had a dream involving goldfish--eating them.
It seems I went to McDonald's and ordered some fresh goldfish, which they put in a zip-lock bag. I took them home, added some chopped shallots and ate them.
Yesterday also marks my and my wife's five-year wedding anniversary. We went to dinner, where I ate too much and got a stomach ach and my wife drank a bit too much and got a headache.
I thought, well, this is pretty good life when I'm married and my biggest problem of the day is how to deal with the result of eating too much.
My mother-in-law was in town for a couple of days for a business conference, but graciously split yesterday morning. I actually like her, except when she starts treating my wife like she's 12 years old, which inevitably happens.
My father-in-law is another story. Sometimes, just to irritate him, when I see his number on the caller ID, I answer, "Jewish Anti-Defamation League" or "Bill Clinton Legal Defense Fund."
He sees no humor value in that and frankly just doesn't get me. Does this blog make me look fat? Link Me |