My wife has a box of disposable rubber gloves for scooping the cat poop out of the litter box. Me? I don't use the gloves, but I do wash afterward.
Anyway, last night I put on the gloves and informed her that I was going to become a freelance gynecologist. I wanted to know if she's be my first patient. She said no. (It seems I'm not "board certified.")
She got tired of my crap and pulled the gloves off. Darned if my hands didn't smell like the dentist's office as I was falling asleep. Does this blog make me look fat? Link Me |