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Friday, April 19, 2002

Revenge of the Grass

A little over a week ago I pushed my lawn mower out of the garage and attempted to start it for the first time this season. The mower's only two years old and has the words "Easy Start" on the engine.

It wasn't easy to start. I yanked the cord a zillion times, and the closest it came to starting was belching some black smoke from the muffler.

I was starting to feel like a real dumbass there in my driveway, yanking and yanking, with nothing happening. I fiddled with some controls and took a few things apart, but to no avail.

So, to the repair shop I went. Lots of other schmucks were there with balky lawn mowers that didn't want to start. Now I gotta pay $80 bucks to get my mower back in operation.

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