My wife's, not mine. (If wore heels, I'd have to shop with Dame Edna to find anything big enough for my size 12s.)
My wife is in Oklahoma City for a conference. Seems she did a lot of walking around in heels, and one of her toes went numb and started turned colors. I have to pick her up at the airport in a couple of hours and then head straight to the doctor.
This kind of thing happens a little often. She has lots of very uncomfortable-looking shoes she insists on wearing, but eventually has to remove after about two hours.
Maybe she should try some Earth Shoes, that groovy 70s shoe thing that has a "negative heel," that is, the heel is actually lower the toes. Some of these styles remind me of junior high school. That, plus I'm playing a Queen CD.
Uh, oh. I'm late for algebra class. Oohh, here comes Jamie. I think she has hooters now. Or is that just the sweater? Stop staring! Stop staring! Atari is cool!