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Friday, January 04, 2002

The Saga of the Smelly Sink
Yet Even More Stuff I Broke

Some home repair projects make you say to yourself, "NOW I know why plumbers, electricians...bail bondsmen...marital counselors...can charge so much money!"

Our house is only about four years old and has few problems, except for the occasional trickle leak under the kitchen sink. There are about a dozen pipes and doodads under there, so I was never sure what the source of the problem was. I'd tighten a few things, that would fix it for a while, then it would come back.

My wife pinpointed what appeared to be the problem--a cracked plastic pipe leading from the garbage disposall. I took it apart, and she took the broken stuff to the home improvement place to get replacements.

Easy enough.

But, while I was under there, I decided to take everything apart, clean it, and put it back together. Turns out several gaskets were shot, which let water and ground-up food bits leak out and about. It smelled...bad. My wife stood over me in shock, with her turtle neck sweater pulled over her nose. Fortunately, my nose doesn't work the best in the winter, so I was largely unphased.

Then the dishwasher flooded.

My wife believes this happens because I tend to not rinse the dishes before I load them--although I do scrape them. My position is that the dishwasher should do its job or find another career.

Marital strife ensued.

I got out the instructions to see if I could get any repair ideas, but the materials in the owner's package seem to be for a different model.

I mopped up the overflow, turned the dishwasher back on, and it worked fine. But for how long?

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Wednesday, January 02, 2002

I'm Not Dead--I Just Smell Like It

Sorry I haven't posted in a while. I've been involved with holiday stuff, including a trip to the in-laws that DIDN'T give me a splitting headache. They were on their best behavior--probably because my parents were around.

I'm back at my desk now and am sure to engage in my usual diversions of blogging and breaking things.
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